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a model from spain approached me in the park, took off his shirt & did 21 push-ups in the dirt for my phone number. he flexed his boobs & kept asking if I liked his abs, if I’d poke his chest. dude was barking up the wroooong tree. even if I wasn’t head over heels for my boyfriend & his devastating good looks, I’m drawn in life to humble egos. the fat hairy film geeks, clumsy people with speech impediments, androgynous artistic souls. he asked me if I like his calvin klein boxer briefs COME ON. baffled, kinda amused & so turned off.

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I have b.o. & smelly feet & hairy pits & I belch when I drink the bubbly. if I can find someone to love me, there is hope for all trolls of mankind. #xoxo

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I have b.o. & smelly feet & hairy pits & I belch when I drink the bubbly. if I can find someone to love me, there is hope for all trolls of mankind. #xoxo

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freeeeeeee! let the mermaids sing for me. #oysters #nyc #manhattan (at Madison Square Eats)

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as summer floods out of #nyc & I bow my head in mourning for more beach-combing antics, I am gradually revitalized with a new intrigue: the allure of autumn. apple-picking, pumpkin patches, halloween, hay rides. give me all that shit, bring me copper & changing leaves & the glitter of crisp sunshine on a fall weather hike up a mountain, picnic basket in tow, a love to keep me warm, visible breaths in the air colliding. #therockaways (at Fort Tilden Beach)

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ooouughhhhh breakfast in the woods with awesome people 👫👬 #farm-fresh hen eggs (such vibrant color compared to store-bought!) & #garden-fresh green tomatoes (such sweeeeetness compared to oh you know).

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the gorgeous end result to yesterday’s cheesy, eggy, shroomy chicken sausage #curry we cooked over the fire during the power outage. 😍

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the power went out. 😮 we heated our feast in a cast iron skillet over the fire. I never want to eat any other way again. spinach & garlic chicken sausage, egg, brown rice, black beans, corn, curry-onion baby bella #mushrooms, handpicked sprigs of thai & regular basil.

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mussels & muscles in #maine ❤️ #island #love (at Nebo Lodge)

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burrata & prosciutto holy smokes 😳 #nyc #manhattan #italian (at Terra Tribeca)